WELCOME TO CORPORATE HELL

Another meeting has been scheduled.

HELP
I HATE MY JOB • MONDAY NEVER ENDS • PLEASE FREE ME • I NEED A VACATION

THIS JOB SUCKS

2019 - HOPE

Started this job thinking it would "build character."

Character built: exhausted.

2020 - REGRET

Learned 47 new responsibilities.

Received 0 new money.

2021 - BURNOUT

Manager said “we’re family here.”

Worst family reunion ever.

2022 - SUFFERING

Attended meetings that could’ve been emails.

Lost pieces of my soul daily.

2023 - ACCEPTANCE

Coffee became a survival requirement.

Sleep became optional.

2024 - CHAOS

Another “quick call” lasted 3 hours.

I aged visibly.

2025 - DESPAIR

Vacation request denied.

Apparently suffering is mandatory.

2026 - STILL HERE

Send help.

Or pizza.

AFTER HOURS - FREEDOM

Then the laptop closes.

The sunlight feels real again.

Music gets louder. Food tastes better. Time finally belongs to me.

No meetings. No deadlines. No “quick calls.”

Just peace.